Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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