that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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