I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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