Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This baby is an asshole
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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