A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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