We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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