walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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