i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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