Whod you bang
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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