we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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