I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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