I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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