Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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