She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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