So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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