Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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