just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
