Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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