Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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