do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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