What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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