Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
