it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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