How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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