i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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