Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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