i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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