thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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