Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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