I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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