Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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