I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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