Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
is it fun? or sober?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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