I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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