There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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