it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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