So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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