So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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