her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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