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He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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