Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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