just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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