That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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