Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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