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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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