the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize