Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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