I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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