Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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