I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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