I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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