you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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