yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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