I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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