life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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