She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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