I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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