Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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